A Choose-Your-Own-Answer Riddle

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Help me on this one. Which of the multiple-choice answers fits this best?

Q: If you call someone driving a car a motorist, someone on a motorcycle a biker, and someone riding a bike a cyclist, what do you call someone traveling on a unicycle?

A:    a) Crazy
b) A clown
c) A sidewalk hazard
d) Nothing. They are a marginalized segment of society that we pretend doesn’t exist, just like the homeless

Or, if you want to be a killjoy, you can just go with “unicyclist”. But nobody would want to unicycle with you.

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