I am an Asshole

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If you’re high on cloud nine because of whimsical life choices made at an accelerating pace, I won’t pretend to be happy for you.

I was thinking of elaborating, but you know how long I go on when I start actually getting into something. To be fair, I’m also choosing not to get mad or bitchy. Indifference is the best I can do, and I apply that rule without discrimination or personal grudge. And I promise I don’t expect you to congratulate me when I order that really high-end vibrator in a couple of weeks.

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