I’m looking forward to Easter Weekend. I like it far more when statutory holidays fall on a Friday, because I don’t spend the extra day worrying about getting up on time the next. I also look forward to my tradition of watching Jesus Christ Superstar and Life of Brian (like any sacrilegious bastard would). It’s three weeks before I can start drinking again, and I get to think fondly of the days when I wasted taxpayers’ money doodling at work rather than doing my job.
For those (and there are many) who can’t read my writing: “I am a micro-bunny, and these are actually hand-painted human ova!”